Hey, Boss? I finished copying "Freedom Jazz Dance." You wanted it transposed for Bb Instruments, right?

Right. What did you draw it on a grand staff for?! No Piano player is gonna be reading this!

Uh, well...the bottom staff has the chord symbols. It's um...clearer that way?

We can't take up a whole page like that! Get me the scissors and glue! Now, we cut here. Then, a little glue and voila! We can cram it in right under "Freddy the Freeloader"!

Uh, boss? You're gluing them in upside down...and backwards, too.

Shaddap! Now go down to Copy Cop and run off a thousand of these!